The United States needs a national mausoleum where we can store the formaldehyde-taut corpse of Anna Nicole Smith.

Information wants to be free, but a coke still costs a buck.

Any salacious crime committed in adult diapers automatically triples it's time in the news cycle.

Entering rehab frames your transgressions as outside your control.

Brazil needs a tabloid.

Democracy is the worst, except for the others. However, information ubiquity might mean it's about due...